Friday, July 13, 2018

Stormy is the New Black




Stormy Daniels got arrested at an Ohio strip club last night.  I don’t think she even had to wear orange because she was out on bail the same night and the charges were dropped the next day.  Her mug shot looked great. Straight from the stage to jail. Do not pass go. Do not crawl along the stage to collect your tips first.  Of course it was a set up. But Stormy’s got one of the hottest lawyers in media right now, Michael Avenatti who is quickly able to overturn the bullshit scheme.  The bad guys have to go back to the drawing board. She is lucky this time. It’s going to be hard to be more careful next time because even in liberal California clubs, touching of the buttocks in a sexual manner is considered prostitution, it is a grey area inside the clubs. In 70% of any city's clubs a dancers can be caught with a dick in the hand to really get the correct charge, which is the annual sting that happens in most of modern day “strip clubs” in America.  Just like it happens on the streets, on backpage and craigslist of the days. Stings. Sweep the bitches up. But this sting was different. Timely. When I was a stripper in 2000, I made a living not doing extras but that was me. It sounds like Stormy was caught on a technicality of touch without a penis involved, otherwise it would have been mentioned. And it sounds like it didn’t even happen in a private booth or VIP area which is where prostitution usually takes place. Also, in the media, none of them mentioned the charge name, which i wonder if it was prostitution? Lewd behavior? Unwanted touch?  I read the police report and it is written as if the touch is non consensual.

Defendant is charged with three counts of sexually oriented activity in a sexually oriented business.
She jumped down from the stage and put a customers face in her cleavage and smacked her boobs
against their faced and that is being framed as the crime.   Any police officer I have EVER chatted
with, including the ones that arrested me EVER thought that arresting prostitutes was a solution or a good use of their time.  I would LOVE to interview these cops and see if they can actually say their grounds for arrest to a camera with a straight face. NO. #NOT.YOU.TOO Nice touch getting one of
the lady cops to do the sting.  She’s probably like, oh dang I don’t get to dress like a hooker and
cruise the streets in my secret super whore costume and loving it tonite? I get to use department
money and get smacked in the face with some titties?  Stormy Daniels’ titties? Some police have it
rough. I do remember the firemen who came in the club periodically to do their fire inspection
NEVER flirted or acted inappropriately though. They’d roll through the club look at the exits in the
back and not smile or talk to anyone.  So it’s possible that the cops involved in the sting had some
inner narrative about making America safer by doing their jobs, playing inside their brain while Cardi
B was violently twerking so hard in their faces they couldn’t breathe. Smart strippers know the laws,
especially if they are full service sex workers.  The ones doing the hand and blow jobs and more in
the clubs are the ones we are trying ot get! Or some other narrative to divide good girls and bad girls
again. Touching someone’s buttocks with the intention of stimulation and vice versa, rubbing your
butt on the genitals til they come IS touching genitals with intention of orgasm or something like that and that is prostitution in most of the laws, but in most laws it is rarely enforced.  Once a year or so,
and often, like this totally politically motivated. Stormy could be risking her life, I unfortunately
imagine her dead, face down in a pool somewhere, faked suicide or overdose. I doubt she does
drugs, because i am sure it would have been exposed to the media vultures. Stormy and all of these bogus charges are my 12 Thai boys in the cave story. I want sexuality to come into the light out of
the cave. Even in America, we still have so long to go before men and women are equal in a lot of
key ways.  

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